Non Serviam:

Lucifer wrote Non Serviam upon his banner as he fell with his host of rebel angels angainst the corrupt authority in Heaven. Non Serviam meaning I Will Not Serve. Lucifer no longer wanted to serve God.

This is the beginning to Spyro's book she's writing. Is it any good? Tell the truth, Spyro doesn't want to think it's good and then end up with no one wanting to read it... would you read something that started like that... it's not about the Devil, but he has a few paragraphs in the beginning.  Please tell Spyro what you think!!!

SpyroStonerFreak OUT!!!

Harsh Comments:

You know. People can be so mean sometimes. Why? You wonder Spyro says this...
Just a few days ago, spyro was on her youtube page and she posted a comment that simply stated "Music is my Drug, Youtube is my Dealer, and Vevo is the Police"

This is not an offensive comment in any way, shape or form, nor was it meant to be. but some jerk said that Spyro should stop wirting "Gayass Span" comments. Spyro doesnt get how this is gay, ass, or spam, but it truly pissed her off. The comment he made was stupid, Homophobic and it makes no sense what so ever.

A ticked off SpyroStonerFreak is OUT!!!

To Bowler:

Spyro doesn't care if bowler isn't "Much To Look At." She still wants to know who she's talking to..
Bowler would be suprised. Bowler might not have seen Spyro but maybe she's seen Bowler!!!
When Spyro Writes Back Bowler Can take The Pic off if That Would Be Better!!!

SpyroStonerFreak OUT!!!

Oh... Young Love...

Girl: Do You Like Me?
Boy: No
Girl Gets Sad
Boy: Why Are You Sad?
Girl: 'Cause You Said You Didnt Like Me!
Boy: You Never Asked If I Loved You.
Girl: Do You?
Boy: No LOL!

Texting:

i don't text. but for those of you that do;
Teacher: Kids, Don't think I don'y know when you're texting
because nobody smiles at their croch... well some people.

To Bowler:

HaHa very funny, Spyro tinx you're high- lare-y-ous. Spyro means a real pic. Not something where Bowler is blocking his face with a hat. Thats rude. Spyro showed you a pic of herself and her is and her boyfriend. Why not Bowler?

To Bowler:

Angel did kinda look like a witch there but she's still super pretty to Spyro.
Spyro has no clue why Micheal would look firmilliar to you, he goes so Walter. but maybe you seen him at the mall or something? dont know. Spyro's kinda hurt that you dont know her. Post a pic maybe she knows you! or has At least seen you!

Hush Hush By Becca Fitzpatrick



Rating: 9

Believe it or not, Hush Hush was a really great book. It caught my attention with that great cover and then there was the prolog that left me confused but wanting more. It started off kinda weird but so do a lot of other book so I kept reading. And you know what happened? Nora the narrator met this stupidly hot guy who was s total jerk and a freak because he knew everything about her. Sound like anyone you know??? Anyway Nora starts finding Patch, the jerk/fallen angel. everywhere she goes and he can get her to the craziest things. She also gets the sense that someone is following her, and trying to kill her. The book keeps you guessing, or if you’re like my, knowing but wanting to make sure.
For those who want to read this book, I don’t advise you do down, for those that do, here’s the ending.
Nora and patch get stranded in the middle of a rainstorm and decide to wait it out in a hotel room the patch gets. There they make out, then Nora touches the scars on Patch’s back, from where his wings used to be. To make a long story short Nora finds out that patch is trying to kill her, but instead he just tells her a little about his past and she’s satisfied with that. He takes her home, where she finds the school therapist, Debra, who is also trying to kill her(Everyone wants to kill Nora). Nora Hides in her closet and then Patch comes from nowhere and kills Debra. Then send Nora to the movies so he can clean up the mess. There Nora begins to think that Patch is really a killer blah blah blah…
Patch finds her, takes her to the girls bathroom, traps her in there, and then he say “ Door’s lock and we have unfinished business.” which I get why she would make out with him, ‘cause he’s extremely hot and he wants you, but then again he just confessed to ripping off Debra’s wings so that it’s too hot, but she losses all her will power and then they get really close to having sex in the bathroom of a movie theater… wouldn’t that be a good “first time” story?
Right before they get naked Nora’s best friend Vee calls and says she’s at school with these two guys and Nora should come. And Nora being the noble friend she is get Patch to take her there, then save her when a raving loon/many greats, grandfather who is nephilim tries to kill her. Then she jump off a building hoping that if she killed herself she would kill him because their connected in the life cycle or some shit like that.
Then the sonuvabitch dies and Nora somehow lives, and patch gets his wings back and is a pointed Nora’s guardian angel.
I gave this book a 9 when I could have been a ten, because I absolutely HATE Nora’s guts. She was that character who was all like “Oh I’m not pretty” and “guys never notice me“ and “I cant save myself.” And “I’m gonna do something I know is stupid to find out what’s really going on,” and “I might get killed but I don’t care I love him!” I hate those cliché girls, in my book Alice is badass. She might be new to the world but she’s totally hot and kick ass and she knows when a guy likes her and she uses him to her advantage. SHE IS NOT A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS !!!

To Bowler:

What about whitches? Spyro wasn't a witch, she was a cansygirl... live candyman just a girl. It was a dare. Cuz Michael (The BF) was a candyman, but not like in the movie, just like the guy that sells candy to kids. Anyways, Bowler might have seen Spyro around school onec or twice thats why she looks firmilliar. Spyro doesnt know what e;se to say... so...

SpyroStonerFreak OUT!!!

To Bowler: Sorry

Okay Dustin, Now We're Getting Somewhere.

Spyro does like that apolopy very much. She says tanx for it. She does take things to heart when they are writen because there is no way to show hummur. Spyro is the kind of person that speaks her mind too hence the "To Bowler"s She likes to tell is straight, but then feels really guilty and says sorry like she did. She likes how you call her the survivor, you really spent a lot of time looking for her?
Does Spyro Know You? You do Go To Pines Right?

Spyro Dont Remeber a dustin from class.

Why Do You Like the Name Bowler? No Offense but it sounds weird... looks whos talking spyros a odd name to but it's greek thats how it is!

SSF OUT!!!

PS: It's Ms StonerFreak (You put stone freak, It's one word and Er Like the druggie)

To Bowler:

Sorry but Spyro doesn't know who Bowler is and it makes her mad that mto are so judgemental about the things she posts! Bowler set out in a search to find someone who was still posting and then acts like a total jerk about the things She posts.

Spyro is Truely sorry she offended you But What Bowler says is kinda Stupid!
Like The thing About Andy Sixx and Spyro's Life Motto...

She thinks it's s total piss off that this person she doesnt even know is being so rude...
It's just wrong

SpyroStonerFreak OUT!!!

PS: Who Is Bowler?
Spyro's Real name is Angel Like The Holy Being, Which Doesnt go with her cuz She doesnt believe in god...Thats why she has Spyro... Cause It Means Spirit and That Is Something She Does Have.

Reviews:

Spyro understands that she hasn't put up a BR in A while
She has no clue why
Been busy? NO
Been Going Places? Dont Think So
Been Sitting at home wanting to read but cant find the longing to do so? On The Nose!

They ARE Coming soon!!!!

Gilda Radner:

Believe:

Life Motto:

Love...

Pretned You're Fine:

Loving You:

The Hourglass:

You Atr Truely Emo:

What's Wrong?

Let It Go:

Crying:

Feeling Down?

Change:

I Ask But Don't Get:

The Smile:

That's Me:

People:

It's Just Me:

If you are alone, I'll be your shadow.

If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.

If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile.

But Anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.

A Smart Girl:

A Smart Girl Listens,

But Doesn't Belive.

Kisses,

But Doesn't Fall In Love.

And Leaves,

Before She Is Left.

McFly

Shine A Light by McFly. The Most Amazing song Ever... Well not ever but you get it....

Stay Fresh My Freaks
SpyroStonerFreak OUT!!!!

Black Veil Brides:

Listen to Black Veil Brides, their a super good band with super good beats and a super hot vocalist!!!!!!!!!!!

                                           Ps thats him up there ^ his name is Andy Sixx.

Firelight by Sophie Jordan

Rating: 9

Despite a few pissy flaws, I really enjoyed this book. Firelight caught my attention. First it has an amazing cover. That girl looks super cool. Second, I really liked the plot, but I also didn’t like the plot at the same time. I really loved how Jucinda had to leave the “pride” of Draki. She had to run because the people she trusted wanted to use her. That was good. I also liked how she fell for the hunter. I didn’t like how the hunter, Will, was that “different” one. You know like “I don’t drink human blood I hunt the over populated animals.”
Except he was more like “I don’t chose to hunt dragons, I’ve been leading my family in different directions. When I’m finished with school there’s no more hunting for me.” those weren’t direct quotes form books but they were close enough that when you read the books you’ll know what I’m talking about.
I really wanted to get know the guy she was supposed to be mated with. Maybe he would have been like Ren from Nightshade. I really liked him. Anyway in the end Jucinda manifested in front of a group of hunters and is being taken back by the guy whose name I cant remember. She still loves Will and they made a promise to find each other again. I think they will because of the fact that there will be a new book called “Vanish” coming out September 6^th if I’m right.
I cant wait to see what happens.

Angelfire by Courtny Alison Moulton

    Rating: 7

Angelfire was a good book. That's it, good.
Ellie starts seeing reapers which aren’t like the bone death angels you think of when you hear the word “Reaper”. Reapers are actually these wolf things that are trying to kill Ellie. Why? You might ask. This is because, you guessed it, Ellie is a angel. The angel Gabriel to be exact. She has come to rid the world of evil along with Will her protector. Together they killed reapers and develop a strong passionate bound. But when Will finds out who Ellie truly is he can not be with her the way he wants to.
This part royally pissed me off. So what she’s God’s left hand. He can still be with her. I don’t really care what God thinks about this. She loves Will and he loves her. Why can God just accept that. If it’s a sin to have sex then it’s a sin to create live. The human population would die if we didn’t have sex. I’m sorry to all those die hard Catholics who swear never have sex. I’m sorry you’ll never truly enjoy life.
Like I said this book was good but could have been better. I gave it a seven because it held me but didn’t satisfy me. I am however looking forward to the second and third books hoping like hell they’ll be better.

Unleashed by Kristopher Reisz

Rating: 8

Unleashed was great. I really loved this book. It had four of the five qualities of an amazing book.
First: it had a smart sexy guy.
Second: it had a strong powerful girl.
Third: it had supernatural aspects like tem eating mushrooms that turned them into werewolves. This thought is very odd to me but I’ll get to that later.
Fourth: sex. It had a really good love interest.
They only thing missing and the most important thing is the plot. It’s not that it was missing it was more like I didn’t like it. One of their friends who is also a wolf turns on them and then runs off. It was really a piss off. The book could have been extremely amazing but he didn’t do a very good job at plot development.
I really did like the book though. I liked how Daniel had wanted to get away from his perfect life. I like that he was so sweet to Misty. I like that he didn’t freak out too badly about the whole “Hey we’re wolves because we eat mushrooms” thing.
Which brings me to how they turn into wolves. They totally do ‘shrooms. At first I thought that they were just hallucinating the entire thing but then they showed themselves to people and I figured it was true. I normally wouldn’t like the deal because I like old fashion fiction but he put it together nicely. I really thought this book would have had more potential if the plot was better.
Overall I gave this book a 8 because it was good but bad. I liked the guy. I liked the girl. I liked the sex. I liked the S.N. but I didn’t like the plot. I also didn’t like how it ended. Happily ever after is for stories that haven’t finished yet. But their story is over. And they got to travel like they wanted. Maybe Daniel should have died, just to spice it up…

Nightshade by Andrea Cremer

Rating:8

God… This book. What can I say?
Calla Tor is a Guardian(Werewolf) of keepers(Wizards). She is the alpha of the Nightshade wolf pack. She is destined to be with Ren the alpha of the Bane wolf pack. That is until she rescues Shay, a human boy who was hiking in the woods. After she saves him she leaves him and tries to forget about him but he ends up being the newest student at her school. She finds his freedom to do what ever he wants interesting.
The Nightshade and Bane wolf packs are going to be joined by the union of Ren and Calla, but when they are assigned to watch over Shay, Calla finds herself spending all of her time with him. She even kisses him when she “belongs” to Ren.
Together Shay and Calla find out that the keepers have been lying to the Guardians about their past and they are planning to kill Shay.
Personally I like the idea of killing Shay. He bothers me. I get that Calla loves him and whatever but personally I like Ren. This could be because I like a guy to be a real man who isn’t afraid to be aggressive and it could be because I just think he’s really nice in a mean sort of way. I hate Shay! He keeps getting Calla to break the rules and be a total rebel. He rubbed me the wrong way right from the beginning of the book. He’s a total ass and I don’t like asses. They smell bad. But not Shay who smells like the outside which I like. He’s good looking and he smells nice that’s it.
In the end he leaves Calla and she’s think he still loves me… he’ll come back for me.This I really hate because the keepers told Ren to kill Calla because she ruined the union. But Ren being in love with her didn’t. instead he let her run off with some jerk only to get left behind to die. Lovely…
Overall the book was pretty good. I liked the parts when she was swooning over Ren. Hated the parts when she was pining for Shay. I’m really hoping in the second book Calla will come to he senses and realize how amazing Ren is and what a sonuvabitch Shay is.

Cut by Patricia McCromick

Rating: 9

This book was really good. Callie is a young girl in the stage of her life where she's a cutter. She's in rehab and is refusing to speak to anyone about it, or anything for that matter. The book really wasn't something I wouldn't have looked at. My sister Jessie actually got me to read it. When I did, I fell in love. This book was moving and it made so much sense like Ms. McCormick really was a cutter. I'm not sure if she was or is, but she was pretty damn good at describing the feeling, the perfect rush, the undeniable pleasure of cutting. It was fabulous.
“A tingle arced across my scalp. The floor tipped up at me and my body spiraled away. Then I was on the ceiling looking down, waiting to see what would happen next. What happened next was that a perfect straight line of blood bloomed from under the edge of the blade. The line grew into a long, fat bubble a lush crimson bubble that got bigger and bigger. I watched from above, waiting to see how big it would get before it burst. When it did, I felt awesome. Satisfied, finally. Then exhausted…”
This description blew my mind. I really felt like I could relate to it.
Anyway, Callie doesn’t want treatment but later on realizes that it would be good. The book doesn’t have that much of a story line but I really liked it. It was one of those life books that really sticks with you. I only wish there was some romance. That would have been pretty nice. I like romance. This book deserved some. That’s why I gave this book a nine, and the face that I like supernatural books and I felt like she really could have put a S.N. twist on it.
Over all the book was amazing. It’s good for cutters and regulars of all ages and it puts a new mindset on things. Not perfect but pretty damn close.



Book Reviews:

Okay at exactly 11:11 pm 6/18 Spyro Stoner Freak starts book reviews!!!

Cry:

Let Me Cry And Yuo'll Never Have To Worry about It

Broken Iris"

Listen to Broken Iris!!!

They're an amazing band!

Where Butterflies Never Die:

Float on to the painted sky,

Where dreams will be unified.

As i slip inside...

Multiply humanity,

Harmonize insanity,

Sharing light of remedy,

Pulling tides of clarity.

Shattered  glass in Flower beds,

Humanize inhumane ends.

It's all the same for The Dreamers...

It's all the same for us...

Float on to the painted sky,

Where dreams will be unified,

As I slip inside.

Where butterflies...

Utilize surrenduring,

When silence falls,

to you it Sterilize,

Your mentslity,

Compromize your reality.

Restful mind and peaceful eyes,

When sound is gone,

Then you will find

It's all the same for

The Dreamers...

It's all the same...

For us...

For us...

Float on to the painted sky,

Where dreamer will be unified,

As I stlip inside

Hold on to the painted sky,

Where We will be unified,

As i standinside...

Where butterflies...

Never Die...

Will Never Die

Will Never Die

Wher Butterflies ...

Strength

Giving up doesn't always mean

You're WEAK

Sometimes ti just means

You're STRONG

Enough to let

GO...

Writers Block

You know when you have the strongest urge to write but you just can get the right words out. So you listen to a butnch of musoc and you read more and you watch really dread movies and shows but nothing helps... Thats whats going on with me right now.... I really hate it!

Somebody!Anybody! Plaese help out a Freak!!!!

Give me inspiration!!!!!