Welcome To Hell

Welcome to Hell Folks! Shane is a Young YA Fic Author, who is currently writing her first novel titled "My Lady, The Reaper" and "Non Serviam". She is also writing a novel with her sister Dylan titled, "Welcome To Hell", hence Shanes intro. In this blog, Shane Will be writing about books she has read, and the books she is currently writing. She also tends to post quotes, mostly about the devil. She is a shameless Athiest, who hates it when people force their religion on her. She's a Aries and gets bored easily, so post good things. Follow her and she will follow back! And yes, She speaks in third person! Don't Judge!

About Me

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She's a younge novelist trying to finish her first YA book and get published before she finishes school. And yeah, she speaks in 3rd person.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Speak French?

Pour tous les ennemis:
Les roses sont rouges
Les violettes sont bleues.
J'ai cinq doigts,
Celui du milieu est pour vous.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

How I Get Away With Writing:

There is a lot of different things I do to write. For instance, i do everything else first..................i know it sounds crazy, butthats what you have to do. if i have to check my mail or make a call, or do homework, i'll never write. so i do it all, so that i have no choice but to write.
But sometimes i dont have any inspiration. this is big for many people, they feel like writing,but theyb have nothing to say...this is easily solved in my opinion.alls you have to do itlisten to music.........or the music i listen to anyways. things like Breaking Benjamins, Black Veil Brides, Broken Iris, Atreyu (in their old days) Avendged Sevenfold, Three Days Grace, anyone that might have semi interesting lyrics. that way, you hear maybe just a line and you have an entie book in your head. trust me, this has happened several times. a line like "the promise of death and distruction" or "hell is now satisfied" inspired entire books, given i havent written them yet.
the next thing you do is....wait for it.....keep listening to music. if it doesnt stop you dont stop. so keep that headphones in!
i write by hand first, so if your like me,get a really good pen, that is nice to hold onto.
keep away from things like the phone computer and tv, those are distractions that dont stop distracting!!!
After you have written a scene, re-read it!you must amke sure there are no gramatical erroers and such! then, here comes the big part! post it somewhere!!! dont give it to your best firnd, or your mother or your brother, let complete starngers read it, they never lie!
posting on a BLOG, or a site like Wattpad or Quizilla will ensure that you get to keep your story and help you get self confidence in your writng. people will tell you if your good or if you stink they will not lie to you and you will know if writing is something you want to persure or not.
if you are affraid of people judging you, you cant bea writer, people are going to judge you no matter waht you do, so yeah, theres that.
okay i think im done!
~Lady Trix/ShaneStonerFreak is out!


Monday, October 24, 2011

Atreyu:

Live Love Burn Die
~Atreyu

We Live life for all its worth
We Love with as much heart as possible
We Burn with passion and desire
We Never die a virgin because in the end life screws us all
~ShaneStonerFreak

Speak French?

coupé ma vie en morceaux, ceci est mon dernier recours, suffication pas respirer, ne donnent pas une baise si je coupe mes saignements bras

hahahahahahaha,,,, such a good song! or lyrics

To Bowler:

SO, YOUR NOT TALKING TO ME ANYMORE?
BATMAN DOESNT CARE! NIETHER DOES ROBIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA NO

BitterBlue!!!!!!!!

dont know if you'all know this but i have this addiction to the books by kristan Cashore Gracling, Fire and now Bitterblue! its the newest book and its comming out on may 1 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 im sooooo exited! and i want it so bad cuz i have the first two and those were the books that got me to actually read! so im really really excited!

Friday, September 23, 2011

Speak French? this is a scene, transulate me:

les battements lourds de la musique du club pilonné dans ma tête. Il vibrait à travers mon corps, me consumer entièrement. Je laisse le beat me prendre, sautillant ma tête, et mes hanches se balancent au rythme de la mélodie lancinante. J'ai fermé les yeux et laisser couler la musique à travers moi, mon corps en mouvement de toute façon qu'il semble. les corps d'autres personnes autour de moi pâturées mien mais je ne m'arrêtais pas, rien ne pouvait m'arrêter. sauf lui. ses mains fortes encerclé ma taille, me tirant en arrière contre lui, je n'ai pas arrêter de danser bien, j'ai gardé balançant et dansant et bientôt il tomba en phase avec moi, les mains exploré mon torse et le bas du dos et j'ai fini mes mains pour atteindre son cou. il a trempé sa tête et la serra contre mon cou. Je ne pourrais pas aider les petites rire m'a échappé. cela lui semblait encourager et il m'a tiré plus près, ses lèvres pressées contre mon cou une dernière fois avant qu'il me Spund autour et oulled moi près de lui. nous étions d'orge d'un pouce d'intervalle, et l'espace a été la fermeture rapide. Dès qu'il n'y avait pas d'espace et nos lèvres se rencontrèrent. l'ensemble vu fadded loin comme il tissait ses mains dans mes cheveux et m'a tiré près d'approfondir le baiser. sa langue délicatement glissé en moi la bouche et je l'ai pris, voulant autant de lui que le soir wouls permettent.

Speak French?

le fils du matin, sauver nos âmes, il semble que notre Dieu tout-puissant a renoncé à nous

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Monday, September 5, 2011

Last Resort- Papa Roach:

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort,
suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arms bleeding
this is my last resort
Cut my life into pieces
 I've reached my last resort,
suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arms bleeding
do you even care if I die bleeding
Would it be wrong, would it be right
If I took my life tonight,
chance are that I might
Mutilation out of sight
and I'm contemplating suicide

Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine

I never realized I was spread too thin
Till it was too late and I was empty within
Hungry, feeding on chaos and living in sin
Downward spiral, where do I begin

It all started when I lost my mother
No love for myself and no love for another
Searching to find a love upon a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils
Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm running and I'm crying
I'm crying I'm crying I'm crying

Cut my life into pieces this is my last resort
suffocation, no breathing,
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arms bleeding
Would it be wrong, would it be right
If I took my life tonight, chances are that I might
Mutilation out of sight and I'm contemplating suicide
Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
losing my sight losing my mind
wish somebody would tell me I’m fine
Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm running and I'm crying
I cant go on living this way
cant go on, living this way,
nothings all……… right.

The Murders Of Robin Hood Hill:

"Jessie Misskelley, Jr., Damien Echols and Jason Baldwin were found guilty of the assaults, rapes, mutilations and murders of three 8 year old boys, Stevie Branch, Christopher Byers and Michael Moore in Robin Hood Hills, West Memphis, AR. Their guilt is very much in dispute. Their convictions appear to have been significantly influenced by the religious beliefs of the townspeople - particularly their misconceptions about secret, abusive Satanic cults. The police investigation was hopelessly bungled." from http://www.religioustolerance.org/ra_robi2.htm

The Robin Hood Hills murders has got to be the worst thing I've ever heard. They said that three 15 year old boy sexually mutalated three eight year old boys and drowned them.  then after 17 years you find DNA evidence that says that all three boys were innocent and some of the DNA belonged to one of the eightyearolds Stepfather! you've got to be  kidding right? I shit you not!
The only reason those three boys were conveicted was because the were gothic... you're joking right? i shit you not! those sunuvabitches convicted three 15 year olds because the were goths! hell no! some people are so damn religious they wont even think straight. "Oh they obiously killed those boys! did you see how they dress? Act? what they listen to? it had to be them!" honestly WTF is wrong with you! are you insane! Why does religion sway people so? if you ask me those towns people are for the devil rather than God!

The Robin Hood Hills Murderers!

They are out1 or i think they are... DNA evidence has proven that the three men convicted  of killing the three eightyearolds in Robin Hood Hills are infact inoccent. The only reason they were convicted was because they were gothic and the towns people believed they were demons/ devil worshipers. those stupid people... i klnow it was like 17 years ago and they had a different mindscape and all that, but they just took away 17 years of three guys lives. come to find out that the DNA is from one of the kids step father. one of the eightyearolds stepfather... really who does that?

Saturday, August 20, 2011

#Wattpad

Hey there FREAKS!
i have been surfing the web. looking for things, not sure what.... and i came across a website.
most people already know about it, but since im not a site finding person this came quiet late to me.
Wattpad, is an ebook website where you can check out what people write, and even write yourself.
of corse, because thos is a writng website, i signed uop for it. and i have posted three parts to three different stories i have written. find me on Wattpad @shanestonerfreak.

its a really cool website!

Monday, August 15, 2011

Congrats my Fellow Authors!

Kristan Cashore is a really great author who's books rock. Shane read the first when it first came out then just read the second one, just finding out that there was a second one and now is waiting for the thrid to come out! She is so exited!
She is also waiting till she gets the second Nightshade book by Andrea Cremer, the first was amaziong, so it only makes sense that the second would be good too, there will also be a thrid that comes out sometime next year!
And there is the new Maximum Ride book, that Shane really wants because it took her all of a week to read all seven, and well the last is going to rock! love love love James Patterson!
Shane also just found out that there is a sixth and final book of the Antient Darkness books which i have read all of. Mechelle Paver is an amazing author, who does not need romace to have a good book, even though i really want Torak and Ren to end up together!
There is also the third HushHush book, Silence, that is coming out in october, Woot Woot Becca Fitzpatrick! Shane loved the series and thinks that Slience is the last book but could continue!
Also Big congrats to Sophie Jordan! Shane cant wait for Vanish to come out! Vanish being the second book to the firelight series! The first book was awesome, and now the second looks even better, shane is ezited to get to know Cassian!
Courtney Allison Moulton! wow, Angelfire was sick and Shane cant wait for Wings of the Wicked! she hated that Will and Ellie didnt end up together, but is hoping Will will come to his senses and realize they should be together, even though i do really love the whole forbidden love thing!
Sweetly!!!! is finaly coming soon! its not out yet, but jackson Pierce did such a  good job on Sisters Red that i'm pulling out my hair waiting for the book to come out! Sweetly will be awesome, no less, way more!
Unraveled, and intertwined were great Gena Showalter! Inbtertwined hooked me, Unraveled reeled me in now your new one will pull me out of the water!
Rapture by Lauren Kate is coming not so soon actually! it is the fourth and should be final book od the Fallen Series, and Shane is sure it will be amazing!Fallen, Torment, and Passion were all crazy wonderful and Raputer will only be better!
Also Huge Huge  Huge Congrats to James Patterson, Cassandra Clare, Lauren Kate, Suzanne Collins Moira young, and Verinica Roth, on the movie deals! The Angel Experiment, City of Bones, Fallen, The Hunger Games, Blood Red Road, and Divergent, are all movies in the making!

Friday, July 29, 2011

He Is My Savior: Three Deadly Sins.

Catholics don’t read!

Okay so, you know how they say that Christ is their savior, what is the demonic equivalent? that’s something I want to know. Cause that guy, is my savior. I am really atheist, but I like bothering Christians, so I happen to believe in the devil’s way more than I do God’s. And this is because I see where he’s coming from when they say he fell for the corrupt authority in Heaven, or because God didn’t love him like He did the humans, or simply because he wanted more power.

Heaven: He had good reason to fall. The authority in Heaven is corrupt. Why should God chose who is good and who is evil? Why should he get to say who is worthy of Heaven and who is damned? He really has no right. If he mad us and is the cause of everything we do then he is the one that mad us evil, right? So wouldn’t that make god evil too?

Love: God shouldn’t have shown favoritism. If he created these perfect beings shouldn’t he have loved them like the humans if nit more? I respect angels more than I do humans. And people don’t even believe in them. I’m not saying that god shouldn’t have loved humans, I’m just saying that he could have shown some more love to the angels.

Power: Why must God have all the power? Why can he share? If you ask me he’s being selfish, I do believe that’s at least a blasphemy. Lucifer was top notch angel and he had, very little power. If God would have gave him more power then maybe, just maybe, we wouldn’t have a devil right now, there would be so much less fighting! (And another thing, if Christians didn’t force their religion on people and say that other religions are false then there would be less fights to.) Power is everything to a person and if Lucifer fell because of it that shows just how great gods power is, he couldn’t even make is best angel holy.

So there you have it, three reasons why Lucifer fell and three reasons why it is justified. The devil is my savior because he was right to do the things he did and god was wrong on many levels. There is nothing to justify why God had a corrupt authority and why he didn’t love equally and why he was selfish with his power. If you ask me, it is god who is evil and Satan who is good.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

The Fallen Series by Lauren Kate:

Rating: 8
These books were really really good! I have to admit, I loved them. So your wondering why I just gave it an 8. It’s simple really… I hated Daniel! Awwwww! He was so boring and nice! The story goes: Luce is your average teenage girl who sees these mysterious shadows that haunt her. Her boyfriend dies in a fire and she was the only one there, only she doesn’t remember what happened. She gets sent to a reform type school where she meets all of these odd people who are actually angels! One of these odd people is Daniel Gregory, I think that’s how you spell his name anyways. He flicks her off when he first sees her then he just avoids her, and she is drawn to him. Later you find out that he is her undying lover. I mean really! every time she remembers her curse with Daniel she dies and her curse is if she ever remembers then she dies so yeah. Daniel also being an angel doesn’t die, but Luce being human always dies and it drives Daniel crazy so he avoids her! You also meet Cam, one of the amazingly hot fallen/sides with hell angels! I love Cam! He was hot and daring and manly in a way that Daniel was not and I hate that Daniel wasn’t. we was supposed to be perfect , but I guess everyone has a different idea of perfect. Like my perfect, is imperfect, I like a guy who looks like his nose is broken, its hot!
Anyways… Cam tries to kill Luce because she wasn’t claimed by a side, (Heaven or Hell) and he’s a fallen so yeah. She doesn’t die though. And then in the second book they find out that someone is coming after Luce, someone with greater power. So Daniel and Cam team up and put Luce in a school for half angels! There she meets the sweet caring Miles! And she finds out that her shadows are these things called announcers, and that they are just her past memories. Which is good to know. But then Luce starts to get the feeling that Daniel doesn’t really love her cause he’s always leaving her, and she also thinks that he is just with her cause of the curse. So she kisses Miles and then Daniel gets mad. But then their one of those couples who get over things really fast and then love perfectly happily ever after.
So later they go to Luce’s families Thanksgiving. And I mean everyone, angels, fallen, half angels and then Luce her best friend who you don’t see much and her parents who you never saw again, in the third book I mean, but there will be fourth. Anyways yeah so they are all there and then Luce’s parents go to walk the dog and then all hell breaks lose in the house. The higher evil, the outsiders, part of heaven nor hell, come to kill Luce, and everyone is trying to protect her and then when it’s all over and Luce is safe she jumps into and announcer. And then there’s the third book.
Where Luce is jumping thru all her past lives to try to find out why Daniel loves her and if she can break the curse. Along the way she meets the devil named Bill. Yeah he said his name was Bill. And she doesn’t realize he’s evil until he like sucks her into outer space, or that’s where I thought it was. She finds out that he wants Daniel and Luce’s love to never be for some odd reason. Anyway Daniel makes the loophole for their curse and then the book ends and the you read the epilog where Luce finally tells Daniel what the devil did and then their all like, “Oh lets gather all the angels and make a game plan. And then the book really ends. But yeah I don’t like Daniel cause he is just too nice and seems like a total wuss, and a sap and I don’t like him! But it was a good series and I cant wait to read the last book titled “Rapture.”

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

New Posts Will Come:

Yes Spyro Stoner has not posted anything in a while, she will, she has been busy. She has been reading nonstop since the loast day she posted, yesterday she spent four hours in the library. now she is finally posting again, and she will write reviews just as soon as she finishes reading the millions of books she got! sooo yeah, she will post reviews just later on, hopfully not to later! tally hoe!
Stay Fresh
Young Love,
SpyroStonerFreak OUT!!!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Quotes about the devil...the best kind:

Heaven sends us good meat, but the Devil sends cooks.
David Garrick

Beauty and the Devil are the same thing
Robert Mapplethrope

He who falls into sin is a man, who grieves in it is a saint, and who boasts of it is the Devil
Thomas Fuller

Dont you know that there ain't no Devil... It's just God when he's drunk!
TomWaits

I could care less about what people think. I'm a Devil Without A Cause.
Kid Rock

I don't really believe in the Devil, but if the Devil is the Father of Lies, then he certainly invented the Internet.
Ken MaLeod
I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul.
Anne Rice
I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was going to see the devil if I kept looking in the mirror. That fascinated me even more, of course.
Jim Carrey
I think there's a bit of the devil in everybody. There's a bit of a priest in everybody, too, but I enjoyed playing the devil more. He was more fun.
Gabriel Byrne
If I'm alone too long I think too much, and I'm not interested in doing that. That won't lead anywhere good, I'm sure. If I'm busy I tend to stay out of trouble. An idle mind is the devil's playground.
Lisa Marie Presley

If power made one evil, then God would be the Devil.
Jonah Goldbreg

If you get down and quarell everyday, you're saying prayers to the devil, I say.
Bob Marley

If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.
Henry Fielding

If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't wise, you need us who are old. Martin Luther
It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it. Ronald Knox
Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God. Sean Connery  (I do not fear the Devil, But I do believe in him)

Neutral men are the devil's allies. Edwin Hubbel Chapin

O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil. William Shakespeare

Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day. Emo Philips

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. Ambrose Bierce

Temptation is the devil looking through the keyhole. Yielding is opening the door and inviting him in. Billy Sunday (No worriesLucifer, I'll invite you and whoever you want from back home... in hell that is.)
The devil's voice is sweet to hear. Stephen King
The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing.

The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.
Jerry Falwell


Whenever you make love to someone, there should be three people involved - you, the other person, and the devil.
Robert MapplethorpeWhy doesn't that Devil take me with him? It would be much better with him than it is here.
Eva Braun

You always fall for the rascal or the guy who's got a little bit of the devil in him. You can't help it.
Debbie Harry (I fell for the Devil once apon a time, but he didnt want me bacause he was affraid i woluld overthrow him and control Hell myself!)
Kerry Packer (This One I Believe)

So True:

When SpyroStonerFreak was born the devil said "Oh Shit...Competition!"

My Baby Weegi!

I just got a baby norwegian forest cat! He's only a few months old and i got him as a early birthday presant... a really early birthday present, or a really late one... i'm not sure! My big bro got it for me and he's THE cutest thing EVER!!!! His name is SILVESTER it's greman meaning "Forest" i thought it would be funny cause he's a weegi!
I just love his colour!!!!!he's pretty!

More Quotes:





And this one picture that I really liked!

This Is For You Bubbles!

This is "My Immortal" by Evanescence, or i think thats how you spell it!


And this is "Cut" bu Plumb! really amazing!

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Sweet Blasphemy:

Andy six can be my sweet blasphemy any time! I'd go to hell all for you Andy!

Carnival of Rust:

Poets Of The Fall is a Finish band with a great Ppwerful voice! Spyro cried when she first heard this song because the guy sings with so mush passion.

Friday, July 8, 2011

LittleBubbles1994:

Just met this girl on youtube! She's a cutter who has been through a lot and she's so nice! we just started talking but she seems like a good person! She says she's like a breeze at night,which i got to admit is a really nice way to describe yourself as opposed to a FREAK. (ME) I'm glad i saw her comment on a video for Cutters lullaby, I'm glad that she wasnt affraid to answer when i said she could talk to me, i'm glad she is still talking to me even though im a Freak! im smiling ten miles wide right now even though you cantsee it... and if you happen to be wondering why i am all of asudden speaking in first person it's because i am Now Angel the real SpyroStonerFreak the one who is happy and nice! In case you didnt know Spyro/Angel/Shane/Alice/Jev/Jade (All my personalities) are all in me sort of... i have DID also known as  MPD or multi-personality disorder, and i just so happen to ab schizophrenic... if you dont know what that is...google it!

I Miss You...Sorta:

To Bowler!!!!!

Spyro hasnt talked to you in  a while, she doesnt know if you still reqad her blog, but her comments arent working!!!
She just wanted to say that she sorta kinda misses you in a way!
Bowler waas funny and sorta nice! And Spyro misses talking to you!!!! Talk to her AGAIN!!!!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

To Love:

To love is nothing,
To be loved is something,
To love and To be loved is everything

New Life Motto:

Most of this is ture, i would love a guy like that, only, i need a real man, so he cant be  a total wuss, he cant back down, he has to fight with me, he has to beat up other guys who try to hurt me, he has to tell me that i'm wrong, he has to make me want him, and make sure i dont get bored. he has to be with me, but not all the time, he has to be honest, and he has to have mystery,and he has to be exitng. he has to tell me about what his going thru, and he cant make me say something i dont want to. he has to respect me choices and make his own, he has to kick ass and be hgental, he has to listen when i talk, and get jelous when i flirt with other guys he has to make me want him all the time, and show me he wants me. He has to LOVE me.

My cuzie did this to me, i could have killed him.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

A Cutters lullaby

Holy crap!!! Spyrodont know who wroteit but it's good!!! Props to you my Friend!!!

Go to sleep and close your eyes,
And dream of broken butterflies
That tore their wings against a thorn
You know the pain that they've endured

Silver metal, shine so bright
Scarlet blood that feels so right
Dream of blood trickling down
And wake up just before you drown

The moonlight’s shinning off your tears
As you bleed out your worst fears
So tonight when you start to cry
Whisper the cutters lullaby:

Hushabye baby, you’re almost dead.
You don’t have a pulse and your pillow’s red.
Your family hates you and your friends let you bleed.
Sleep tight with a knife cause that’s all you’ll need.

Rockabye baby, broken and scarred
You didn’t know that life should be this hard.
Time to end the pain you hid so well
Down you’ll come baby, straight back to Hell.

Fate:

It controls who comes into your life,
but youcontrol:
who you let walk out,
who you let stay,
and who you refuse to let go

Giving Up:

Givingup doesnt mean you're weak...
sometimesit just means you're stronge
enough to let go...

i dont know if i already poested this, but it really keeps me going!

Beautiful Creatures By Kami Garcia & Margaret Stohl:

Rating: 2

I’d like to start this review saying sorry to Kami And Margaret. I’m sorry I hated your book so much, but it really sucked. Now I’ve never seen a book review on something someone hasn’t liked so here’s a first for me. I HATE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES!!!!!!! This book really did suck the only reason I gave it a 2 was because the concept was good and the people were nice to imagine, plus I like the name Ethan, for different reasons. That was it! Everything else sucked, I didn’t like the way it was written, I hated how the chapters were titled because it really took me a while to get that they were date, I hated that the girls name was Lena, I hated that she was the social outcast, I hated how she was so afraid of becoming evil, it’s really not that bad… you get it… not that bad? TeeHee! Anyways the book sucked, I never even finished reading it. And I’m super mad that wasted my money on it. I hate you Dylan!!! (For making me buy the book I mean!)
P.S. I still love you babe… for those of you who don’t know, Dylan is to be my Wife this coming Wednesday! And it sound weird but it’s a long story that Michael doesn’t need to know about.

Sisters Red By Jackson Pearce:

Rating: 9

Jackson Pearce really wrote a good book here. She truly did. It was a really good read. The book is basically about these sisters named Scarlet and Rosie. When they were children they were attacked by werewolves and ever since they have been hunting them. It begins where Scarlet and Rosie are outside enjoying a nice day before some big party and then he comes. He kills their grandmother and then attacks Scarlet who protects Rosie, because she’s the older sister and Rosie really cant do much ‘cause she’s so young.
Then you’re in the present and Scarlet is luring a wolf. She is about to be beaten but then her old partner, Silas, saves her. He’s just back from San Francisco. They go home and he’s immediately attracted to Rosie, and visa versa. He also offers to take them to the city. They get there and find out it’s a lot harder to attracted wolves because there is a lot more bait besides them. Throughout the whole story they are mostly trying to get kill wolves and that’s it, but there is this growing love interest between Rosie and Silas. (Which I personally enjoyed)
This relationship causes conflict between the two sisters and ultimately kind of gets Rosie kidnapped by the wolves who are looking for “The Potential”. we later go on to find out that Silas is the potential that they are looking for. In the end Silas is bitten and the bite would turn him into a wolf if he was bitten by a certain time, luckily he was bitten after then and made it alive and human, I thought he should die. It would make for a better book, but it was okay for him to live. Rosie ends up traveling with Silas and Scarlet, who I forgot to mention is missing an eye but where’s an eyes patch, stays in the city to continue hunting wolves who have and extremely high population in this book.
I gave this book a 9 because it was a little boring at times but it was a new take on red ridding hood which I really liked. It also had action that was described really well, and a good love interest. All around, I loved the book, thank you Ms. Pearce for writing it and responding to me.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Non Serviam:

Lucifer wrote Non Serviam upon his banner as he fell with his host of rebel angels angainst the corrupt authority in Heaven. Non Serviam meaning I Will Not Serve. Lucifer no longer wanted to serve God.

This is the beginning to Spyro's book she's writing. Is it any good? Tell the truth, Spyro doesn't want to think it's good and then end up with no one wanting to read it... would you read something that started like that... it's not about the Devil, but he has a few paragraphs in the beginning.  Please tell Spyro what you think!!!

SpyroStonerFreak OUT!!!

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Harsh Comments:

You know. People can be so mean sometimes. Why? You wonder Spyro says this...
Just a few days ago, spyro was on her youtube page and she posted a comment that simply stated "Music is my Drug, Youtube is my Dealer, and Vevo is the Police"

This is not an offensive comment in any way, shape or form, nor was it meant to be. but some jerk said that Spyro should stop wirting "Gayass Span" comments. Spyro doesnt get how this is gay, ass, or spam, but it truly pissed her off. The comment he made was stupid, Homophobic and it makes no sense what so ever.

A ticked off SpyroStonerFreak is OUT!!!

To Bowler:

Spyro doesn't care if bowler isn't "Much To Look At." She still wants to know who she's talking to..
Bowler would be suprised. Bowler might not have seen Spyro but maybe she's seen Bowler!!!
When Spyro Writes Back Bowler Can take The Pic off if That Would Be Better!!!

SpyroStonerFreak OUT!!!

Monday, June 27, 2011

Oh... Young Love...

Girl: Do You Like Me?
Boy: No
Girl Gets Sad
Boy: Why Are You Sad?
Girl: 'Cause You Said You Didnt Like Me!
Boy: You Never Asked If I Loved You.
Girl: Do You?
Boy: No LOL!

Texting:

i don't text. but for those of you that do;
Teacher: Kids, Don't think I don'y know when you're texting
because nobody smiles at their croch... well some people.

To Bowler:

HaHa very funny, Spyro tinx you're high- lare-y-ous. Spyro means a real pic. Not something where Bowler is blocking his face with a hat. Thats rude. Spyro showed you a pic of herself and her is and her boyfriend. Why not Bowler?

To Bowler:

Angel did kinda look like a witch there but she's still super pretty to Spyro.
Spyro has no clue why Micheal would look firmilliar to you, he goes so Walter. but maybe you seen him at the mall or something? dont know. Spyro's kinda hurt that you dont know her. Post a pic maybe she knows you! or has At least seen you!

Hush Hush By Becca Fitzpatrick

















Rating: 9

Believe it or not, Hush Hush was a really great book. It caught my attention with that great cover and then there was the prolog that left me confused but wanting more. It started off kinda weird but so do a lot of other book so I kept reading. And you know what happened? Nora the narrator met this stupidly hot guy who was s total jerk and a freak because he knew everything about her. Sound like anyone you know??? Anyway Nora starts finding Patch, the jerk/fallen angel. everywhere she goes and he can get her to the craziest things. She also gets the sense that someone is following her, and trying to kill her. The book keeps you guessing, or if you’re like my, knowing but wanting to make sure.
For those who want to read this book, I don’t advise you do down, for those that do, here’s the ending.
Nora and patch get stranded in the middle of a rainstorm and decide to wait it out in a hotel room the patch gets. There they make out, then Nora touches the scars on Patch’s back, from where his wings used to be. To make a long story short Nora finds out that patch is trying to kill her, but instead he just tells her a little about his past and she’s satisfied with that. He takes her home, where she finds the school therapist, Debra, who is also trying to kill her(Everyone wants to kill Nora). Nora Hides in her closet and then Patch comes from nowhere and kills Debra. Then send Nora to the movies so he can clean up the mess. There Nora begins to think that Patch is really a killer blah blah blah…
Patch finds her, takes her to the girls bathroom, traps her in there, and then he say “ Door’s lock and we have unfinished business.” which I get why she would make out with him, ‘cause he’s extremely hot and he wants you, but then again he just confessed to ripping off Debra’s wings so that it’s too hot, but she losses all her will power and then they get really close to having sex in the bathroom of a movie theater… wouldn’t that be a good “first time” story?
Right before they get naked Nora’s best friend Vee calls and says she’s at school with these two guys and Nora should come. And Nora being the noble friend she is get Patch to take her there, then save her when a raving loon/many greats, grandfather who is nephilim tries to kill her. Then she jump off a building hoping that if she killed herself she would kill him because their connected in the life cycle or some shit like that.
Then the sonuvabitch dies and Nora somehow lives, and patch gets his wings back and is a pointed Nora’s guardian angel.
I gave this book a 9 when I could have been a ten, because I absolutely HATE Nora’s guts. She was that character who was all like “Oh I’m not pretty” and “guys never notice me“ and “I cant save myself.” And “I’m gonna do something I know is stupid to find out what’s really going on,” and “I might get killed but I don’t care I love him!” I hate those cliché girls, in my book Alice is badass. She might be new to the world but she’s totally hot and kick ass and she knows when a guy likes her and she uses him to her advantage. SHE IS NOT A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS !!!

To Bowler:

What about whitches? Spyro wasn't a witch, she was a cansygirl... live candyman just a girl. It was a dare. Cuz Michael (The BF) was a candyman, but not like in the movie, just like the guy that sells candy to kids. Anyways, Bowler might have seen Spyro around school onec or twice thats why she looks firmilliar. Spyro doesnt know what e;se to say... so...

SpyroStonerFreak OUT!!!

Sunday, June 26, 2011

To Bowler: Sorry

Okay Dustin, Now We're Getting Somewhere.

Spyro does like that apolopy very much. She says tanx for it. She does take things to heart when they are writen because there is no way to show hummur. Spyro is the kind of person that speaks her mind too hence the "To Bowler"s She likes to tell is straight, but then feels really guilty and says sorry like she did. She likes how you call her the survivor, you really spent a lot of time looking for her?
Does Spyro Know You? You do Go To Pines Right?

Spyro Dont Remeber a dustin from class.

Why Do You Like the Name Bowler? No Offense but it sounds weird... looks whos talking spyros a odd name to but it's greek thats how it is!

SSF OUT!!!

PS: It's Ms StonerFreak (You put stone freak, It's one word and Er Like the druggie)

To Bowler:

Sorry but Spyro doesn't know who Bowler is and it makes her mad that mto are so judgemental about the things she posts! Bowler set out in a search to find someone who was still posting and then acts like a total jerk about the things She posts.

Spyro is Truely sorry she offended you But What Bowler says is kinda Stupid!
Like The thing About Andy Sixx and Spyro's Life Motto...

She thinks it's s total piss off that this person she doesnt even know is being so rude...
It's just wrong

SpyroStonerFreak OUT!!!

PS: Who Is Bowler?
Spyro's Real name is Angel Like The Holy Being, Which Doesnt go with her cuz She doesnt believe in god...Thats why she has Spyro... Cause It Means Spirit and That Is Something She Does Have.

Reviews:

Spyro understands that she hasn't put up a BR in A while
She has no clue why
Been busy? NO
Been Going Places? Dont Think So
Been Sitting at home wanting to read but cant find the longing to do so? On The Nose!

They ARE Coming soon!!!!

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Gilda Radner:

Believe:

Life Motto:

Love...

Pretned You're Fine:

Loving You:

The Hourglass:

You Atr Truely Emo:

What's Wrong?

Let It Go:

Crying:

Feeling Down?

Change:

I Ask But Don't Get:

The Smile:

That's Me:

People:

It's Just Me:


If you are alone, I'll be your shadow.
If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.
If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile.
But Anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me.

A Smart Girl:

A Smart Girl Listens,
But Doesn't Belive.
Kisses,
But Doesn't Fall In Love.
And Leaves,
Before She Is Left.

McFly

Shine A Light by McFly. The Most Amazing song Ever... Well not ever but you get it....


Stay Fresh My Freaks
SpyroStonerFreak OUT!!!!

Monday, June 20, 2011

Black Veil Brides:

Listen to Black Veil Brides, their a super good band with super good beats and a super hot vocalist!!!!!!!!!!!
                                           Ps thats him up there ^ his name is Andy Sixx.

Firelight by Sophie Jordan

Rating: 9

Despite a few pissy flaws, I really enjoyed this book. Firelight caught my attention. First it has an amazing cover. That girl looks super cool. Second, I really liked the plot, but I also didn’t like the plot at the same time. I really loved how Jucinda had to leave the “pride” of Draki. She had to run because the people she trusted wanted to use her. That was good. I also liked how she fell for the hunter. I didn’t like how the hunter, Will, was that “different” one. You know like “I don’t drink human blood I hunt the over populated animals.”
Except he was more like “I don’t chose to hunt dragons, I’ve been leading my family in different directions. When I’m finished with school there’s no more hunting for me.” those weren’t direct quotes form books but they were close enough that when you read the books you’ll know what I’m talking about.
I really wanted to get know the guy she was supposed to be mated with. Maybe he would have been like Ren from Nightshade. I really liked him. Anyway in the end Jucinda manifested in front of a group of hunters and is being taken back by the guy whose name I cant remember. She still loves Will and they made a promise to find each other again. I think they will because of the fact that there will be a new book called “Vanish” coming out September 6th if I’m right.
I cant wait to see what happens.


Sunday, June 19, 2011

Angelfire by Courtny Alison Moulton

    Rating: 7

Angelfire was a good book. That's it, good.
Ellie starts seeing reapers which aren’t like the bone death angels you think of when you hear the word “Reaper”. Reapers are actually these wolf things that are trying to kill Ellie. Why? You might ask. This is because, you guessed it, Ellie is a angel. The angel Gabriel to be exact. She has come to rid the world of evil along with Will her protector. Together they killed reapers and develop a strong passionate bound. But when Will finds out who Ellie truly is he can not be with her the way he wants to.
This part royally pissed me off. So what she’s God’s left hand. He can still be with her. I don’t really care what God thinks about this. She loves Will and he loves her. Why can God just accept that. If it’s a sin to have sex then it’s a sin to create live. The human population would die if we didn’t have sex. I’m sorry to all those die hard Catholics who swear never have sex. I’m sorry you’ll never truly enjoy life.
Like I said this book was good but could have been better. I gave it a seven because it held me but didn’t satisfy me. I am however looking forward to the second and third books hoping like hell they’ll be better.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Unleashed by Kristopher Reisz

Rating: 8

Unleashed was great. I really loved this book. It had four of the five qualities of an amazing book.
First: it had a smart sexy guy.
Second: it had a strong powerful girl.
Third: it had supernatural aspects like tem eating mushrooms that turned them into werewolves. This thought is very odd to me but I’ll get to that later.
Fourth: sex. It had a really good love interest.
They only thing missing and the most important thing is the plot. It’s not that it was missing it was more like I didn’t like it. One of their friends who is also a wolf turns on them and then runs off. It was really a piss off. The book could have been extremely amazing but he didn’t do a very good job at plot development.
I really did like the book though. I liked how Daniel had wanted to get away from his perfect life. I like that he was so sweet to Misty. I like that he didn’t freak out too badly about the whole “Hey we’re wolves because we eat mushrooms” thing.
Which brings me to how they turn into wolves. They totally do ‘shrooms. At first I thought that they were just hallucinating the entire thing but then they showed themselves to people and I figured it was true. I normally wouldn’t like the deal because I like old fashion fiction but he put it together nicely. I really thought this book would have had more potential if the plot was better.
Overall I gave this book a 8 because it was good but bad. I liked the guy. I liked the girl. I liked the sex. I liked the S.N. but I didn’t like the plot. I also didn’t like how it ended. Happily ever after is for stories that haven’t finished yet. But their story is over. And they got to travel like they wanted. Maybe Daniel should have died, just to spice it up…

Nightshade by Andrea Cremer

Rating:8

God… This book. What can I say?
Calla Tor is a Guardian(Werewolf) of keepers(Wizards). She is the alpha of the Nightshade wolf pack. She is destined to be with Ren the alpha of the Bane wolf pack. That is until she rescues Shay, a human boy who was hiking in the woods. After she saves him she leaves him and tries to forget about him but he ends up being the newest student at her school. She finds his freedom to do what ever he wants interesting.
The Nightshade and Bane wolf packs are going to be joined by the union of Ren and Calla, but when they are assigned to watch over Shay, Calla finds herself spending all of her time with him. She even kisses him when she “belongs” to Ren.
Together Shay and Calla find out that the keepers have been lying to the Guardians about their past and they are planning to kill Shay.
Personally I like the idea of killing Shay. He bothers me. I get that Calla loves him and whatever but personally I like Ren. This could be because I like a guy to be a real man who isn’t afraid to be aggressive and it could be because I just think he’s really nice in a mean sort of way. I hate Shay! He keeps getting Calla to break the rules and be a total rebel. He rubbed me the wrong way right from the beginning of the book. He’s a total ass and I don’t like asses. They smell bad. But not Shay who smells like the outside which I like. He’s good looking and he smells nice that’s it.
In the end he leaves Calla and she’s think he still loves me… he’ll come back for me.This I really hate because the keepers told Ren to kill Calla because she ruined the union. But Ren being in love with her didn’t. instead he let her run off with some jerk only to get left behind to die. Lovely…
Overall the book was pretty good. I liked the parts when she was swooning over Ren. Hated the parts when she was pining for Shay. I’m really hoping in the second book Calla will come to he senses and realize how amazing Ren is and what a sonuvabitch Shay is.

Cut by Patricia McCromick

Rating: 9

This book was really good. Callie is a young girl in the stage of her life where she's a cutter. She's in rehab and is refusing to speak to anyone about it, or anything for that matter. The book really wasn't something I wouldn't have looked at. My sister Jessie actually got me to read it. When I did, I fell in love. This book was moving and it made so much sense like Ms. McCormick really was a cutter. I'm not sure if she was or is, but she was pretty damn good at describing the feeling, the perfect rush, the undeniable pleasure of cutting. It was fabulous.
“A tingle arced across my scalp. The floor tipped up at me and my body spiraled away. Then I was on the ceiling looking down, waiting to see what would happen next. What happened next was that a perfect straight line of blood bloomed from under the edge of the blade. The line grew into a long, fat bubble a lush crimson bubble that got bigger and bigger. I watched from above, waiting to see how big it would get before it burst. When it did, I felt awesome. Satisfied, finally. Then exhausted…”
This description blew my mind. I really felt like I could relate to it.
Anyway, Callie doesn’t want treatment but later on realizes that it would be good. The book doesn’t have that much of a story line but I really liked it. It was one of those life books that really sticks with you. I only wish there was some romance. That would have been pretty nice. I like romance. This book deserved some. That’s why I gave this book a nine, and the face that I like supernatural books and I felt like she really could have put a S.N. twist on it.
Over all the book was amazing. It’s good for cutters and regulars of all ages and it puts a new mindset on things. Not perfect but pretty damn close.


Book Reviews:

Okay at exactly 11:11 pm 6/18 Spyro Stoner Freak starts book reviews!!!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011